Criminal
Original: Criminal on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with reddish hair: My God! A dying criminal used magic to transfer his soul into that doll!
A woman: It's just sitting at a computer.
Panel 2:
The woman: The guy was a white collar criminal.
Panel 3:
The doll (now possessed/animated): I'm using political connections to route foreign capital into a cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme.
Panel 4:
The man and woman, faces contorted in horror, screaming: AAAAAAA!
Votey:
The doll, drawn with a wide unsettling grin and crazed eyes: Hashtag treasoncoin.
A man with reddish hair: My God! A dying criminal used magic to transfer his soul into that doll!
A woman: It's just sitting at a computer.
Panel 2:
The woman: The guy was a white collar criminal.
Panel 3:
The doll (now possessed/animated): I'm using political connections to route foreign capital into a cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme.
Panel 4:
The man and woman, faces contorted in horror, screaming: AAAAAAA!
Votey:
The doll, drawn with a wide unsettling grin and crazed eyes: Hashtag treasoncoin.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a red-haired man exclaims to a woman, "My God! A dying criminal used magic to transfer his soul into that doll!" The woman replies, "It's just sitting at a computer." In the second panel she adds, "The guy was a white collar criminal." The third panel shows the possessed doll declaring, "I'm using political connections to route foreign capital into a cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme." In the fourth panel, the man and woman scream in horror, "AAAAAAA!" Votey: an extreme close-up of the doll's face with a wide, manic grin and crazed eyes, saying, "Hashtag treasoncoin."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.