Tide
Original: Tide on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
The panel shows a large orange jug of Tide laundry detergent. The label reads:
Tide
LAUNDRY DETERGENT
Below the jug, overlaid on the image, is bold text:
THE ANTICHRIST IS STRONGER THAN EVER!
Caption below the panel:
Technically, "antichrist" just means "against oiled things."
Votey:
(DOES THIS MEAN SOAP DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY?)
The panel shows a large orange jug of Tide laundry detergent. The label reads:
Tide
LAUNDRY DETERGENT
Below the jug, overlaid on the image, is bold text:
THE ANTICHRIST IS STRONGER THAN EVER!
Caption below the panel:
Technically, "antichrist" just means "against oiled things."
Votey:
(DOES THIS MEAN SOAP DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY?)
Alt text
A single-panel comic styled like a product advertisement. It shows a large orange jug of Tide laundry detergent, with its familiar bullseye logo reading "Tide / LAUNDRY DETERGENT." Bold ad-style text across the bottom of the jug declares: "THE ANTICHRIST IS STRONGER THAN EVER!" A caption beneath the panel explains the pun: "Technically, 'antichrist' just means 'against oiled things.'" The joke plays on "christ" deriving from a Greek word meaning "anointed/oiled," so an anti-oil product like laundry detergent is humorously the "antichrist." Votey (aftercomic): hand-lettered text in a wobbly box reads, "(DOES THIS MEAN SOAP DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY?)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.