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Original: Standard on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with grey hair (looking surprised): WOW, I... HAVE YOU HAD... SOME WORK DONE?
Panel 2:
(Wordless — close-up on the back of a woman's blonde head.)
Panel 3:
Blonde woman (holding up a small ruler/measuring strip): MY FACE IS LOGARITHMIC.
Caption (below panels): Mathematics beauty standards are brutal.
Votey:
Text reading downward, with the visible portion saying: "... all till you all see my... FOURIER TRANSFORMED ASS." (over a drawing of a smiling face)
Woman with grey hair (looking surprised): WOW, I... HAVE YOU HAD... SOME WORK DONE?
Panel 2:
(Wordless — close-up on the back of a woman's blonde head.)
Panel 3:
Blonde woman (holding up a small ruler/measuring strip): MY FACE IS LOGARITHMIC.
Caption (below panels): Mathematics beauty standards are brutal.
Votey:
Text reading downward, with the visible portion saying: "... all till you all see my... FOURIER TRANSFORMED ASS." (over a drawing of a smiling face)
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a grey-haired woman looks taken aback at someone off-panel and says, "Wow, I... have you had... some work done?" Panel 2: a wordless shot of the back of a blonde woman's head. Panel 3: the blonde woman, smiling, holds up a small ruler or measuring strip and says, "My face is logarithmic." Caption beneath: "Mathematics beauty standards are brutal." The joke imagines cosmetic enhancement in mathematical terms. Votey (bonus panel): handwritten text trailing off, ending with a smiling drawn face and the punchline "...see my Fourier transformed ass."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.