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Treat

Original: Treat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A person at a doorway, speaking to two costumed trick-or-treaters standing on the porch: "OH HOW CUTE! IRON MAN AND A SPOOOOKY WITCH! WELL, LET ME JUST EXTEND MY OVIPOSITOR AND LAY SOME CANANDY APPLES IN YOUR BASKETS!"

Caption below the panel: "We no longer go to the entomologist's house for Halloween."

Votey:
Close-up on the face of one of the trick-or-treaters, looking deeply unsettled, with a speech bubble: "IT'S... MOIST."

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. On a house porch at Halloween, a figure in the doorway greets two small trick-or-treaters, one dressed as Iron Man and one as a witch, saying: "Oh how cute! Iron Man and a spoooky witch! Well, let me just extend my ovipositor and lay some canandy apples in your baskets!" The caption underneath reads: "We no longer go to the entomologist's house for Halloween" -- the joke being that an insect scientist hands out treats by laying them like an egg-laying insect. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of one trick-or-treater's disturbed, queasy face with a speech bubble reading "It's... moist."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.