Sheep
Original: Sheep on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two women walk together across a green hillside at dusk, a sheep trailing behind them.
First woman (dark hair, glasses): Ohh, you're breeding sheep?
Second woman (orange hair): We are!
First woman: For mmm, ahh, or aww?
Second woman: I... oh god those are the only options, aren't they?
Caption: Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes, or babies.
Votey: (Now, go google the babydoll breed of meat-sheep)
First woman (dark hair, glasses): Ohh, you're breeding sheep?
Second woman (orange hair): We are!
First woman: For mmm, ahh, or aww?
Second woman: I... oh god those are the only options, aren't they?
Caption: Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes, or babies.
Votey: (Now, go google the babydoll breed of meat-sheep)
Alt text
A two-character SMBC comic. Two women walk across a green grassy hill at dusk, with sheep scattered in the background and one fluffy white sheep following close behind them. The first woman, with dark hair and glasses, asks, "Ohh, you're breeding sheep?" The second woman, with orange hair, replies, "We are!" The first woman asks, "For mmm, ahh, or aww?" (meaning food, clothes, or cuteness/babies). The second woman pauses and answers, "I... oh god those are the only options, aren't they?" A caption beneath reads: "Animal breeding is a 10,000 year quest to make every creature into food, clothes, or babies." The votey (bonus panel) shows hand-drawn text inside a sketchy box: "(Now, go google the babydoll breed of meat-sheep)" — pointing out that even adorable sheep are bred to be eaten.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.