Man
Original: Man on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POND.
Bald man with gray beard: ECH, YOU CAN TELL IT'S MAN-MADE.
Panel 2:
Woman: I DON'T LIKE THAT EXCLUSIVE LANGUAGE. LET'S SAY HUMAN-MADE.
Panel 3 (close-up on the bald man's face):
Bald man: BUT... BUT YOU CAN TELL IT'S... BECAUSE ONLY A...
Panel 4 (overhead view of the pond, which is shaped like male genitalia, with the two figures small at the bottom):
Bald man: AH, NEVERMIND.
Votey:
Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn square border: WISH ME LUCK WITH MY AD PROVIDERS!
Woman: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POND.
Bald man with gray beard: ECH, YOU CAN TELL IT'S MAN-MADE.
Panel 2:
Woman: I DON'T LIKE THAT EXCLUSIVE LANGUAGE. LET'S SAY HUMAN-MADE.
Panel 3 (close-up on the bald man's face):
Bald man: BUT... BUT YOU CAN TELL IT'S... BECAUSE ONLY A...
Panel 4 (overhead view of the pond, which is shaped like male genitalia, with the two figures small at the bottom):
Bald man: AH, NEVERMIND.
Votey:
Handwritten text inside a hand-drawn square border: WISH ME LUCK WITH MY AD PROVIDERS!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A red-haired woman in yellow and a bald man with a gray beard stand by a pond in a green landscape. Woman: "What a beautiful pond." Man: "Ech, you can tell it's man-made." Panel 2: The woman objects, "I don't like that exclusive language. Let's say HUMAN-made." Panel 3: Close-up on the man's face as he stammers, "But... but you can tell it's... because only a..." Panel 4: An overhead view reveals the pond is shaped like male genitalia, with the two tiny figures standing at the bottom. Man: "Ah, nevermind." The joke: he was about to explain that only a man would shape a pond that way, but the obscene shape makes the point unspeakable. Votey: handwritten text in a hand-drawn box reads, "Wish me luck with my ad providers!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.