Bing Bong
Original: Bing Bong on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman standing in a doorway speaks to a man.
Woman: "Before we go to bed, I should tell you... when I have a very powerful climax, I say 'bing bong bing bong!'"
Man: "Like a doorbell?"
Woman: "Like a doorbell."
Caption (below panel): With advanced planning, it was much easier to fake multiple orgasms.
Votey:
Caption: "Later..."
A thought (shown in a speech/thought bubble above a couch where the two figures are lying together): "Why is she moaning and shivering and not making the doorbell noise?"
A woman standing in a doorway speaks to a man.
Woman: "Before we go to bed, I should tell you... when I have a very powerful climax, I say 'bing bong bing bong!'"
Man: "Like a doorbell?"
Woman: "Like a doorbell."
Caption (below panel): With advanced planning, it was much easier to fake multiple orgasms.
Votey:
Caption: "Later..."
A thought (shown in a speech/thought bubble above a couch where the two figures are lying together): "Why is she moaning and shivering and not making the doorbell noise?"
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In the main panel, a blonde woman stands in a doorway talking to a dark-haired man. She says, "Before we go to bed, I should tell you... when I have a very powerful climax, I say 'bing bong bing bong!'" He replies, "Like a doorbell?" and she confirms, "Like a doorbell." The caption underneath reads: "With advanced planning, it was much easier to fake multiple orgasms." The joke is that she has set up a deliberate signal to fake satisfaction. In the votey (aftercomic), labeled "Later...", a simple line drawing shows the two lying together on a couch, and a thought bubble reads, "Why is she moaning and shivering and not making the doorbell noise?" — revealing he is now anxiously listening for the agreed-upon signal that never comes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.