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Bean

Original: Bean on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with short reddish-brown hair, wearing a red shirt, sits on a couch facing a person in the foreground (seen from behind, with dark skin and dark hair).
Man in red shirt: ONE BEAN. ONE ENORMOUS BEAN.
Person in foreground: STOP IT! STOP ALWAYS DOING THIS!

Caption below the comic: I found an entirely new way to get out of "what do you want to get for dinner?"

Votey:
A close-up line drawing of the man's face, looking exasperated/annoyed, with a speech bubble.
Man: WELL IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA SHUT DOWN MY BEAN AGAIN, YOU PICK.

Alt text

A two-panel webcomic. Main panel: a man with short reddish-brown hair in a red shirt sits on a couch, gesturing as he insists to an unseen partner in the foreground, "One bean. One enormous bean." The partner (shown from behind, with dark hair) snaps back, "Stop it! Stop always doing this!" A caption underneath reads: "I found an entirely new way to get out of 'what do you want to get for dinner?'" The joke is that he keeps proposing an absurd dinner idea (a single enormous bean) to dodge the dinner question. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's annoyed, exasperated face, saying, "Well if you're just gonna shut down my bean again, you pick."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.