Brose
Original: Brose on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (text card):
LIFE-CHANGING VOCABULARY TIP: IN SCOTS, "BROSE" IS AN OLD TERM FOR PORRIDGE
Panel 2:
A man with long red hair and a beard, holding a bowl of porridge, greets two children.
Man: SUP BROSE?
Panel 3:
The man, smiling, gives a thumbs up.
Man: DEWED BROSE!
Panel 4:
The man is now shown from behind, sitting in his underwear, eating from a bowl. A woman addresses him.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU EATING OATMEAL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Man: BROSE BEFORE HOSE.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking annoyed/sheepish.
Woman (off-panel): YOU DON'T WEAR HOSE!
Man: I DO FOR PUNS!
LIFE-CHANGING VOCABULARY TIP: IN SCOTS, "BROSE" IS AN OLD TERM FOR PORRIDGE
Panel 2:
A man with long red hair and a beard, holding a bowl of porridge, greets two children.
Man: SUP BROSE?
Panel 3:
The man, smiling, gives a thumbs up.
Man: DEWED BROSE!
Panel 4:
The man is now shown from behind, sitting in his underwear, eating from a bowl. A woman addresses him.
Woman: WHY ARE YOU EATING OATMEAL IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?
Man: BROSE BEFORE HOSE.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking annoyed/sheepish.
Woman (off-panel): YOU DON'T WEAR HOSE!
Man: I DO FOR PUNS!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic about Scots vocabulary. Panel 1 is a text card: "Life-changing vocabulary tip: in Scots, 'brose' is an old term for porridge." Panel 2: a red-haired bearded man holding a bowl of porridge greets two children, saying "Sup brose?" (a pun on "sup, bros?"). Panel 3: the man grins and gives a thumbs up, saying "Dewed brose!" ("Dude, bros!"). Panel 4: seen from behind, the man sits eating oatmeal in his underwear while a woman asks, "Why are you eating oatmeal in your underwear?" He replies, "Brose before hose," punning on the phrase "bros before hoes." Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the man's annoyed face as the woman objects off-panel, "You don't wear hose!" He answers, "I do for puns!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.