Great
Original: Great on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A somber-looking older man in a suit stands in the foreground, flanked by several people in dark suits and sunglasses (resembling secret-service or funeral attendants), set against a blue sky with clouds.
Attendant (left, behind him): WILL THAT BE ENOUGH, SIR?
Man in suit: NO. SHE WOULD'VE WANTED MORE. SO MUCH MORE.
Attendant (right): VERY WELL SIR.
Caption (below panel): When I die, I want parmesan grated on my corpse until my family says when.
Votey:
Close-up on the same man's face, now looking sorrowful with downcast eyes.
Man: PUT IN SOME BREADSTICKS. IT'S... WHAT SHE WOULD'VE WANTED.
A somber-looking older man in a suit stands in the foreground, flanked by several people in dark suits and sunglasses (resembling secret-service or funeral attendants), set against a blue sky with clouds.
Attendant (left, behind him): WILL THAT BE ENOUGH, SIR?
Man in suit: NO. SHE WOULD'VE WANTED MORE. SO MUCH MORE.
Attendant (right): VERY WELL SIR.
Caption (below panel): When I die, I want parmesan grated on my corpse until my family says when.
Votey:
Close-up on the same man's face, now looking sorrowful with downcast eyes.
Man: PUT IN SOME BREADSTICKS. IT'S... WHAT SHE WOULD'VE WANTED.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. An older man in a suit stands grieving against a blue, cloud-filled sky, flanked by several people in dark suits and sunglasses like funeral attendants or bodyguards. One attendant asks, "Will that be enough, sir?" The man replies, "No. She would've wanted more. So much more." Another attendant says, "Very well sir." A caption below reads: "When I die, I want parmesan grated on my corpse until my family says when." The joke frames a funeral as an absurd, Olive-Garden-style endless cheese-grating ritual. Votey (bonus panel): a close-up of the same man's sorrowful, downcast face as he says, "Put in some breadsticks. It's... what she would've wanted."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.