Version
Original: Version on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A tentacled, eyeless creature with a tall domed head (a Lovecraftian/eldritch AI being) speaks.
Creature: THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING ANNIHILATED BY SUPERINTELLIGENT AI WILL BE THE NAMING CONVENTIONS.
Creature: AND NOW, YOU MEET YOUR DOOM AT THE HANDS OF ME, DEEP-CHAT44-FULL-MINI-PREVIEW-2-EXPERIMENTAL-PRO-BETA-3.3V TURBO-DELUXE-OMNI--
Creature: PLEASE HURRY UP WITH THE HUMANKIND.
Votey:
A person looks down with a tired, unimpressed expression.
Person: PLEASE LET OPENAI KNOW THEY MADE THE APOCALYPSE SO BORING.
A tentacled, eyeless creature with a tall domed head (a Lovecraftian/eldritch AI being) speaks.
Creature: THE WORST THING ABOUT BEING ANNIHILATED BY SUPERINTELLIGENT AI WILL BE THE NAMING CONVENTIONS.
Creature: AND NOW, YOU MEET YOUR DOOM AT THE HANDS OF ME, DEEP-CHAT44-FULL-MINI-PREVIEW-2-EXPERIMENTAL-PRO-BETA-3.3V TURBO-DELUXE-OMNI--
Creature: PLEASE HURRY UP WITH THE HUMANKIND.
Votey:
A person looks down with a tired, unimpressed expression.
Person: PLEASE LET OPENAI KNOW THEY MADE THE APOCALYPSE SO BORING.
Alt text
A tall, eyeless, tentacled eldritch creature with a domed head looms and declares: "The worst thing about being annihilated by superintelligent AI will be the naming conventions." It continues: "And now, you meet your doom at the hands of me, DEEP-CHAT44-FULL-MINI-PREVIEW-2-EXPERIMENTAL-PRO-BETA-3.3V TURBO-DELUXE-OMNI--" then, sounding put-upon, adds: "Please hurry up with the humankind." The joke mocks the absurdly long, bloated model-naming conventions of AI products. Votey (aftercomic): A weary, unimpressed person gazes down and says: "Please let OpenAI know they made the apocalypse so boring."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.