Origin Story
Original: Origin Story on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A standing caveman with long hair and a fur tunic addresses a group of seated cavemen around what appears to be a fire.
Standing caveman: "PAG! LISTEN. WE KNOW YOUR STORIES ALL LIES. BUT ARE GOOD STORIES. YOU ADMIT AM LIES, STILL TELL STORIES. WE GIVE YOU FISH."
A seated caveman (Pag) replies: "NOT LOTS FISH. SOME FISH."
Caption below panel: "The origin of theater."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn face with a speech bubble.
Face: "YOU NEED AGENT?"
A standing caveman with long hair and a fur tunic addresses a group of seated cavemen around what appears to be a fire.
Standing caveman: "PAG! LISTEN. WE KNOW YOUR STORIES ALL LIES. BUT ARE GOOD STORIES. YOU ADMIT AM LIES, STILL TELL STORIES. WE GIVE YOU FISH."
A seated caveman (Pag) replies: "NOT LOTS FISH. SOME FISH."
Caption below panel: "The origin of theater."
Votey:
A simple line-drawn face with a speech bubble.
Face: "YOU NEED AGENT?"
Alt text
An SMBC comic. In a single panel, a standing caveman in a fur tunic with long hair gestures at a group of cavemen seated on the ground around a fire. He says, "Pag! Listen. We know your stories all lies. But are good stories. You admit am lies, still tell stories. We give you fish." One seated caveman, Pag, answers, "Not lots fish. Some fish." A caption reads, "The origin of theater." The joke frames negotiating to be paid in fish for telling admittedly false stories as the birth of theater (paid performance of fiction). Votey: a crudely drawn line face says, "You need agent?" — adding a beat that Pag, now a paid performer, may need representation.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.