questions-2
Original: questions-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange flame-like hair, mouth open mid-shout, points a finger upward. A second man with dark hair stands in the foreground looking blankly at the viewer.
Orange-haired man: I HAVE NO EXPERTISE IN THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ABOUT, BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT THE THING I'M MOST ANGRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THE ANSWER!
Caption (below panel): I could tell at once that he was from the Internet.
Votey:
A person leans in, gesturing, with a long stretch of small loopy doodle-text suggesting rambling speech.
Person: BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU LIKE MY LEGAL OPINION ON A HEADLINE I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD?
A man with orange flame-like hair, mouth open mid-shout, points a finger upward. A second man with dark hair stands in the foreground looking blankly at the viewer.
Orange-haired man: I HAVE NO EXPERTISE IN THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ABOUT, BUT I'M CONFIDENT THAT THE THING I'M MOST ANGRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS THE ANSWER!
Caption (below panel): I could tell at once that he was from the Internet.
Votey:
A person leans in, gesturing, with a long stretch of small loopy doodle-text suggesting rambling speech.
Person: BY ANY CHANCE, WOULD YOU LIKE MY LEGAL OPINION ON A HEADLINE I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD?
Alt text
A two-panel webcomic. In the main panel, a man with bright orange flame-like hair shouts and jabs a finger toward the sky while a calm dark-haired man stares blankly at the viewer. The shouting man declares: 'I have no expertise in the question you asked about, but I'm confident that the thing I'm most angry about right now is the answer!' A caption beneath reads: 'I could tell at once that he was from the Internet.' The joke skewers loud, confidently uninformed online ranting. In the votey (bonus panel), a sketchy figure leans in mid-gesture and asks, 'By any chance, would you like my legal opinion on a headline I've misunderstood?', extending the same mockery of unqualified online hot takes.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.