health-3
Original: health-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like red hair and beard (holding papers): WOW! WHY IS MY HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE SO CHEAP?
Insurance agent (a woman with dark hair): WE LOOKED AT YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY.
Panel 2:
The red-haired man (standing in an office): HUH?
Insurance agent: YOU HAVE SEVERE ADHD. YOUR HOUSE COULD BE ON FIRE AND YOU STILL WOULDN'T GET AROUND TO FILING A CLAIM. YOU'RE BASICALLY GIVING US FREE MONEY.
Panel 3:
Red-haired man (close-up, looking annoyed): I'M OFFENDED!
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: I MEAN NOT CURRENTLY BUT LATER I WILL GET AROUND TO BEING OFFENDED.
Insurance agent: PLEASE FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO SIGN HERE, SIR.
Votey:
The red-haired man's face, drawn in a loose sketchy style.
Speech bubble (insurance agent, off-panel): WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN?
Man with flame-like red hair and beard (holding papers): WOW! WHY IS MY HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE SO CHEAP?
Insurance agent (a woman with dark hair): WE LOOKED AT YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY.
Panel 2:
The red-haired man (standing in an office): HUH?
Insurance agent: YOU HAVE SEVERE ADHD. YOUR HOUSE COULD BE ON FIRE AND YOU STILL WOULDN'T GET AROUND TO FILING A CLAIM. YOU'RE BASICALLY GIVING US FREE MONEY.
Panel 3:
Red-haired man (close-up, looking annoyed): I'M OFFENDED!
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: I MEAN NOT CURRENTLY BUT LATER I WILL GET AROUND TO BEING OFFENDED.
Insurance agent: PLEASE FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO SIGN HERE, SIR.
Votey:
The red-haired man's face, drawn in a loose sketchy style.
Speech bubble (insurance agent, off-panel): WHO ARE YOU, AGAIN?
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with flame-like red hair and a bushy red beard, holding papers, says "Wow! Why is my homeowner's insurance so cheap?" A dark-haired insurance agent replies, "We looked at your medical history." Panel 2: The man stands in an office and says "Huh?" The agent explains, "You have severe ADHD. Your house could be on fire and you still wouldn't get around to filing a claim. You're basically giving us free money." Panel 3: Close-up of the red-haired man looking annoyed: "I'm offended!" Panel 4: He continues, "I mean not currently but later I will get around to being offended," while the agent says, "Please focus long enough to sign here, sir." Votey: A loose sketch of the red-haired man's face with an off-panel speech bubble asking, "Who are you, again?" — implying he was too distracted to remember the agent.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.