donate

A single-panel comic shows a man (seen from behind) seated across a desk from a smiling woman in an office. The man says, "Hi, I'd like to donate a kidney." The woman replies, "That's so beautiful. So, so kind. We'll have to schedule you for a physical." The man asks, "For me? Why?" A caption below reads: "Turns out hospitals don't accept found kidneys." The votey (bonus panel) is a rough sketch of the same man, who clarifies: "I mean I don't have it yet, but it's not like they're exactly rare." The joke is that the man intends to obtain a kidney from somewhere other than his own body, mistaking what "donating a kidney" means.