featherless
Original: featherless on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A small, featherless green dinosaur stands in a forest clearing, looking up.
Panel 2: A large feathered dinosaur (a raptor-like creature covered in feathers) walks through the woods carrying a paper bag/satchel.
Panel 3: Close-up of the small featherless dinosaur frowning, looking down at something with a slightly disgruntled expression.
Panel 4: The small featherless dinosaur reads a pink magazine titled "FEATHERLESS" which has an illustration of a smooth green dinosaur on the cover.
(No spoken dialogue in the main comic.)
Votey: (IT'S A MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET BACK THEN)
Panel 2: A large feathered dinosaur (a raptor-like creature covered in feathers) walks through the woods carrying a paper bag/satchel.
Panel 3: Close-up of the small featherless dinosaur frowning, looking down at something with a slightly disgruntled expression.
Panel 4: The small featherless dinosaur reads a pink magazine titled "FEATHERLESS" which has an illustration of a smooth green dinosaur on the cover.
(No spoken dialogue in the main comic.)
Votey: (IT'S A MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET BACK THEN)
Alt text
A wordless four-panel comic with a parody of pornography magazines among dinosaurs. Panel 1: a small smooth green featherless dinosaur stands in a leafy forest clearing. Panel 2: a large feathered raptor walks by carrying a paper bag. Panel 3: a close-up of the small featherless dinosaur frowning. Panel 4: the featherless dinosaur reads a pink magazine titled "FEATHERLESS," its cover showing a smooth green dinosaur, implying it is the dinosaur equivalent of an adult magazine for those attracted to featherless dinosaurs (the inverse of the now-feathered norm). Votey caption: "(IT'S A MAGAZINE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET BACK THEN)".
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.