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got-you

Original: got-you on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair and glasses stands behind a man with orange hair who is sitting at a computer (a "click" sound effect comes from his hand on the mouse). She points triumphantly past him.
Woman: HA! I GOT YOU!

Panel 2:
Woman: YOU SCRAPED MY ART FOR YOUR GENERATIVE AI, BUT WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT I EMBEDDED INFORMATION IN EVERY PIXEL SO THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU REQUESTED YOUR GENERATOR WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO OUTPUT WEIRD ANIME PORN!

Panel 3:
A close-up of the man's face, sweating, with a strained, uncomfortable expression.

Panel 4:
The woman leans in toward the man.
Woman: YOU MUST'VE BEEN SO FRUSTRATED!
Man: YES I DID NOTICE AND IT DID FRUSTRATE ME.

Votey:
The man speaks in a deadpan tone.
Man: NOW, LEAVE ME BE.
(A close-up drawing of his face, looking weary, with a hand near his chin.)

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A brown-haired woman in glasses stands behind a seated orange-haired man at a computer and points past him, shouting "HA! I GOT YOU!" Panel 2: She gloats: "You scraped my art for your generative AI, but what you DIDN'T KNOW was that I embedded information in every pixel so that no matter what you requested your generator would always try to output weird anime porn!" Panel 3: An extreme close-up of the man's sweaty, strained, deeply uncomfortable face. Panel 4: The woman leans in saying "You must've been so frustrated!" The man, deadpan, replies: "Yes I did notice and it did frustrate me." The joke: her elaborate art-poisoning sabotage worked, but the man's reaction is flat, mild annoyance rather than the dramatic comeuppance she expected. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the weary man's face as he adds in a tired monotone, "Now, leave me be."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.