remember
Original: remember on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (Sally): I love you Sally.
[Note: the man addresses the woman as Sally while calling himself implied; the dialogue continues.]
Woman (Theresa): And I love you Theresa.
Panel 2:
Woman (red hair): I just wish there were some way... some way to make sure I remember this night forever.
Panel 3:
A voice (booming, from offscreen): SCROTUMS! GIANT SEAFARING SCROTUMS COMING OUT OF THE WAVES!
Woman (shocked): [reacting in horror]
Panel 4:
Woman: WHAT IN GOD'S--
Voice: And now you will never forget.
Votey:
A wide, quiet shot of the dark sea at dusk with a single small dark shape on the horizon. No text.
Man (Sally): I love you Sally.
[Note: the man addresses the woman as Sally while calling himself implied; the dialogue continues.]
Woman (Theresa): And I love you Theresa.
Panel 2:
Woman (red hair): I just wish there were some way... some way to make sure I remember this night forever.
Panel 3:
A voice (booming, from offscreen): SCROTUMS! GIANT SEAFARING SCROTUMS COMING OUT OF THE WAVES!
Woman (shocked): [reacting in horror]
Panel 4:
Woman: WHAT IN GOD'S--
Voice: And now you will never forget.
Votey:
A wide, quiet shot of the dark sea at dusk with a single small dark shape on the horizon. No text.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a silhouetted couple sits on a beach at dusk against a teal sky; the man says 'I love you Sally,' and the reply is 'And I love you Theresa.' Panel 2: a closer view of the two people, a red-haired woman in red and a blond man in dark clothes; she says, 'I just wish there were some way... some way to make sure I remember this night forever.' Panel 3: the red-haired woman's face fills the panel in wide-eyed horror as a booming offscreen voice announces, 'SCROTUMS! GIANT SEAFARING SCROTUMS COMING OUT OF THE WAVES!' Panel 4: pulled back to show the tiny couple on the vast beach as the woman cries 'WHAT IN GOD'S--' and the voice replies, 'And now you will never forget.' The joke: her wish to never forget the romantic night is granted by a horrifying, unforgettable spectacle. Votey (aftercomic): a single wide panel of the calm dark sea at dusk under a teal sky, with one small dark shape on the horizon, silent and ominous.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.