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history-4

Original: history-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with orange/red hair (lying down, reading a tablet): OH NO! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS LATEST UPDATE TO FACEBOOK?
Woman with dark hair: HM?

Panel 2:
Man: TOTAL INVASION OF PRIVACY. IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO GIVE THEM A BUNCH OF DATA ON YOU THEY FILL YOUR BROWSER HISTORY WITH PORN!

Panel 3:
Man (holding a laptop, gesturing): LOOK AT THIS STUFF! UGH! SO WEIRD AND OFFENSIVE! YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE IT A LOT IF YOU OPEN MY COMPUTER.

Panel 4:
Man: I'M LOOKING ONLINE AND SEEING NOBODY ELSE REPORT THIS.
Man (clutching his shirt, the woman now looking at her phone): THEY ARE SO SNEAKY!

Votey:
Man (thought/aside): I'D ERASE THE HISTORY BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FIND IT LATER FOR EVIDENCE.

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. A man with curly orange-red hair complains to a dark-haired woman about a new Facebook update. He insists it's a "total invasion of privacy" that, if you don't agree to give them your data, fills your browser history with porn. He waves his laptop, telling her she'll "probably see it a lot" if she opens his computer, and frets that nobody else online is reporting this and that "they are so sneaky" — while the woman looks increasingly unconvinced and checks her phone. The joke is that he is transparently making up a conspiracy to explain the porn already in his own browser history. In the votey (aftercomic), a close-up of his nervous face thinks: "I'd erase the history but I want to be able to find it later for evidence."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.