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Original: aaaaaaaaaaa on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A red-haired woman, eyes squeezed shut, screams at the top of her lungs.
Woman: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Panel 2:
A bald man with glasses speaks to her, calm and a little wry.
Man: "I see you're constantly screaming. Have you tried meditation?"
Panel 3:
The woman, now relaxed and smiling, considers it.
Woman: "Interesting!"
Panel 4:
Caption: "LATER"
The same woman sits cross-legged on the floor in a meditation pose, eyes closed and serene, while screaming.
Woman: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Votey:
A speech bubble reads: "MUCH BETTER!"
Below it, a loose sketch shows the woman seated cross-legged in meditation, mouth open, with several jagged scribbles around her representing continued screaming.
A red-haired woman, eyes squeezed shut, screams at the top of her lungs.
Woman: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Panel 2:
A bald man with glasses speaks to her, calm and a little wry.
Man: "I see you're constantly screaming. Have you tried meditation?"
Panel 3:
The woman, now relaxed and smiling, considers it.
Woman: "Interesting!"
Panel 4:
Caption: "LATER"
The same woman sits cross-legged on the floor in a meditation pose, eyes closed and serene, while screaming.
Woman: "AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Votey:
A speech bubble reads: "MUCH BETTER!"
Below it, a loose sketch shows the woman seated cross-legged in meditation, mouth open, with several jagged scribbles around her representing continued screaming.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired woman screams with her eyes shut, yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAA." Panel 2: a bald, bespectacled man asks, "I see you're constantly screaming. Have you tried meditation?" Panel 3: the woman smiles thoughtfully and says, "Interesting!" Panel 4, labeled "LATER": she sits cross-legged on the floor in a calm meditation pose, eyes closed and serene-looking, but is still screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAA" the whole time. The joke is that meditation hasn't stopped the screaming, it has just made her screaming look peaceful. Votey (aftercomic): a rough sketch of the woman meditating cross-legged with her mouth open and jagged scribbles of noise around her, beside a speech bubble reading "MUCH BETTER!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.