indiana
Original: indiana on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A group of adventurers in an ancient stone tomb, illuminated by lanterns and torchlight. An explorer in a fedora and adventuring gear leads the group, with several other people behind him.
Caption text on a stone tablet / inscription being read: "...WHAT THE — IT'S SHOOTING WINE AT MY MOUTH AND SHOWING ME PICTURES OF WOMEN IN UNDERWEAR."
Speech/inscription continued: "THEY BELIEVED YOU'D BE FORCED TO GO HOME AND SPEND SEVERAL YEARS REPENTING."
Narration caption (bottom): "The ancient tomb of the Mennonites was filled with traps."
Votey:
A close-up of the fedora-wearing explorer's face, looking down with a grimace.
Explorer: "THE TREASURE IS... FELLOWSHIP?! SON OF A BITCH!"
Caption text on a stone tablet / inscription being read: "...WHAT THE — IT'S SHOOTING WINE AT MY MOUTH AND SHOWING ME PICTURES OF WOMEN IN UNDERWEAR."
Speech/inscription continued: "THEY BELIEVED YOU'D BE FORCED TO GO HOME AND SPEND SEVERAL YEARS REPENTING."
Narration caption (bottom): "The ancient tomb of the Mennonites was filled with traps."
Votey:
A close-up of the fedora-wearing explorer's face, looking down with a grimace.
Explorer: "THE TREASURE IS... FELLOWSHIP?! SON OF A BITCH!"
Alt text
A group of adventurers explores an ancient stone tomb lit by lanterns, led by a man in a fedora. Inscriptions or trap-triggered messages read: "...what the - it's shooting wine at my mouth and showing me pictures of women in underwear," and "They believed you'd be forced to go home and spend several years repenting." A caption below reads: "The ancient tomb of the Mennonites was filled with traps" - the joke being that the Mennonites' booby traps are temptations meant to make trespassers go home and repent. In the votey aftercomic, a close-up of the fedora explorer's grimacing face: "The treasure is... fellowship?! Son of a bitch!" - the tomb's reward is fellowship rather than gold.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.