confess
Original: confess on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (with orange/red hair): Sally, the last few dates have been wonderful.
Panel 2:
Man: Before we go back to my place, I have to tell you something that may shock you.
Panel 3:
Woman (Sally, internal/eager thought): C'mon ex-sniper in need of emotional support, c'monnnnnnn ex-sniper in need of emotional sup-
Panel 4:
Man: I have googly eyes tattooed on every hidden part of my body that could resemble a mouth.
Panel 5:
Woman (Sally), deadpan: Ah.
Panel 6:
Man, with bulging cartoonish eyes and hands held up by his face: It was on a dare!
Votey:
Man (speech bubble): Now that you accept the first googly, we must go deeper.
Man (with orange/red hair): Sally, the last few dates have been wonderful.
Panel 2:
Man: Before we go back to my place, I have to tell you something that may shock you.
Panel 3:
Woman (Sally, internal/eager thought): C'mon ex-sniper in need of emotional support, c'monnnnnnn ex-sniper in need of emotional sup-
Panel 4:
Man: I have googly eyes tattooed on every hidden part of my body that could resemble a mouth.
Panel 5:
Woman (Sally), deadpan: Ah.
Panel 6:
Man, with bulging cartoonish eyes and hands held up by his face: It was on a dare!
Votey:
Man (speech bubble): Now that you accept the first googly, we must go deeper.
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Panels 1-2: A red-haired man and a woman (Sally) walk on a beach; he says, "Sally, the last few dates have been wonderful," then, "Before we go back to my place, I have to tell you something that may shock you." Panel 3: Close on Sally's face as she thinks eagerly, "C'mon ex-sniper in need of emotional support, c'monnnnnnn ex-sniper in need of emotional sup-". Panel 4: The man flatly reveals, "I have googly eyes tattooed on every hidden part of my body that could resemble a mouth." Panel 5: Sally's face goes blank; she says only, "Ah." Panel 6: The man, eyes comically bulging and hands raised by his face, blurts, "It was on a dare!" Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a wavy-haired man's face says, "Now that you accept the first googly, we must go deeper."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.