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Original: eye on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A blinded Cyclops (a large one-eyed man in a loincloth) stands enraged on a rocky cliff, arms outstretched, shouting.
Cyclops: WHERE IS ADOLF N. SPRICK? I'M LOOKING FOR ADOLF N. SPRICK! ADOLF N. SPRICK STABBED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE!
Below him, two laughing men (Odysseus and a companion) hide among the rocks, snickering.

Caption (below panel): Odysseus could've had so much more fun with Polyphēmos.

Votey:
A man drawn in a sketchy, scribbly style with slicked-back hair and a startled expression turns and points.
Man: DID SOMEVHAN SAY MY NAME?

Alt text

A retelling of the Odyssey's Cyclops episode. In the main panel, a furious blinded Cyclops — a large one-eyed man in a loincloth — stands on a rocky cliff with arms flung wide, bellowing: "Where is Adolf N. Sprick? I'm looking for Adolf N. Sprick! Adolf N. Sprick stabbed me right in the eye!" Below him, Odysseus and a laughing companion hide among the rocks, snickering at the trick. The caption reads: "Odysseus could've had so much more fun with Polyphemos." The joke plays on the classic 'Nobody' (Outis) ruse, but the fake name 'Adolf N. Sprick' instead summons a specific person. In the votey aftercomic, a scribbly-style man with slicked-back hair and a startled look turns, points, and asks in a German-ish accent, "Did somevhan say my name?" — implying he is the actual Adolf N. Sprick who has now been called.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.