consultation
Original: consultation on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a woman in a white coat holding a clipboard): Do you exercise regularly?
Panel 2:
Patient (a woman with reddish hair, green shirt): In the sense of always the same amount.
Panel 3:
Doctor: How often do you have alcoholic beverages?
Patient: I never have them for very long!
Panel 4:
Doctor: Are you sexually monogamous?
Patient: No, I stick to threesomes.
Panel 5:
The doctor and patient sit silently; the doctor looks down.
Panel 6:
Doctor (writing on clipboard): I see, I see...
Panel 7:
The doctor holds up the clipboard, which reads: "So Awesome". The patient looks pleased.
Votey:
A man with a sketchy, wide-eyed face (speech bubble): Are you looking for disciples?
Doctor (a woman in a white coat holding a clipboard): Do you exercise regularly?
Panel 2:
Patient (a woman with reddish hair, green shirt): In the sense of always the same amount.
Panel 3:
Doctor: How often do you have alcoholic beverages?
Patient: I never have them for very long!
Panel 4:
Doctor: Are you sexually monogamous?
Patient: No, I stick to threesomes.
Panel 5:
The doctor and patient sit silently; the doctor looks down.
Panel 6:
Doctor (writing on clipboard): I see, I see...
Panel 7:
The doctor holds up the clipboard, which reads: "So Awesome". The patient looks pleased.
Votey:
A man with a sketchy, wide-eyed face (speech bubble): Are you looking for disciples?
Alt text
A seven-panel SMBC comic. A doctor in a white coat with a clipboard interviews a red-haired woman patient in a green shirt. The patient answers every health-history question with a literal-minded non-answer: asked if she exercises regularly, she says "In the sense of always the same amount"; asked how often she has alcoholic beverages, she says "I never have them for very long"; asked if she's sexually monogamous, she says "No, I stick to threesomes." The doctor, after a silent beat, writes on the clipboard and says "I see, I see..." then holds it up to reveal her assessment: it simply reads "So Awesome." The patient looks pleased. Votey aftercomic: a roughly-drawn man with wide staring eyes asks, "Are you looking for disciples?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.