pig
Original: pig on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with bluish hair stands at the left, looking at a meat display case filled with rows of identical sausages/links.
Person: "Gross."
Sign on the case: "USES EVERY PART OF THE PIG: $1/lb"
Panel 2:
Same person, now smiling and gesturing approvingly toward the same display case full of the same sausages.
Person: "So healthy and sustainable!"
Sign on the case: "USES EVERY PART OF THE PIG: $20/lb"
Votey:
A simply drawn person with closed eyes lifts a hot dog toward their mouth.
Person: "As a foodie, I can tell this hot dog used real anus."
A person with bluish hair stands at the left, looking at a meat display case filled with rows of identical sausages/links.
Person: "Gross."
Sign on the case: "USES EVERY PART OF THE PIG: $1/lb"
Panel 2:
Same person, now smiling and gesturing approvingly toward the same display case full of the same sausages.
Person: "So healthy and sustainable!"
Sign on the case: "USES EVERY PART OF THE PIG: $20/lb"
Votey:
A simply drawn person with closed eyes lifts a hot dog toward their mouth.
Person: "As a foodie, I can tell this hot dog used real anus."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. In both panels, a blue-haired person stands beside a butcher's display case packed with rows of identical sausage links, above which hangs a sign reading "USES EVERY PART OF THE PIG." In the first panel the sign prices it at $1/lb and the person grimaces, saying "Gross." In the second panel the identical product is priced at $20/lb and the same person now smiles and gestures approvingly, saying "So healthy and sustainable!" The joke: the only thing that changed is the price tag, which flips the reaction from disgust to virtue. Votey aftercomic: a person with eyes closed raises a hot dog to their mouth and declares, "As a foodie, I can tell this hot dog used real anus."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.