fetish
Original: fetish on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two figures in yellow-and-red robotic/spacesuit-like outfits stand at a glowing control console inside what looks like a futuristic time machine. One of them is speaking.
Speaker (one of the suited figures): AND IF YOU GO HERE AND GIVE THIS ONE GUY SOME WEIRD FETISH, 20 YEARS LATER EVERYBODY THINKS THEY HAVE THAT FETISH FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!
Caption (below panel): Time travelers love visiting Freud.
Votey:
A single bald figure shown from behind/side at a desk.
Speaker (the same suited time traveler, off-panel speech bubble): OH! AND YOU CAN GO TO THIS ARISTOTLE GUY AND INSTALL ANY COSMOLOGY YOU LIKE!
Two figures in yellow-and-red robotic/spacesuit-like outfits stand at a glowing control console inside what looks like a futuristic time machine. One of them is speaking.
Speaker (one of the suited figures): AND IF YOU GO HERE AND GIVE THIS ONE GUY SOME WEIRD FETISH, 20 YEARS LATER EVERYBODY THINKS THEY HAVE THAT FETISH FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS!
Caption (below panel): Time travelers love visiting Freud.
Votey:
A single bald figure shown from behind/side at a desk.
Speaker (the same suited time traveler, off-panel speech bubble): OH! AND YOU CAN GO TO THIS ARISTOTLE GUY AND INSTALL ANY COSMOLOGY YOU LIKE!
Alt text
A two-part webcomic about time travelers messing with history. Main comic: a single wide panel showing the interior of a futuristic time machine with green walls and a glowing yellow control console. Two figures in yellow-and-red suits with rounded helmets stand at the console. One excitedly explains: "And if you go here and give this one guy some weird fetish, 20 years later everybody thinks THEY have that fetish for the next hundred years!" A caption beneath reads: "Time travelers love visiting Freud." The joke is that the time travelers are deliberately seeding history's famous thinkers with bogus ideas. Votey (bonus panel): a simple black-and-white drawing of a bald figure at a desk (implying Aristotle), with the time traveler's speech bubble adding: "Oh! And you can go to this Aristotle guy and install any cosmology you like!" — extending the gag to show they've also been planting fake science into ancient philosophy.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.