dance-dance-dance
Original: dance-dance-dance on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with light/blonde hair (in a maroon jacket over a white shirt) walks alongside a woman with dark curly hair and round glasses (in a pink/red sweater).
Blonde-haired woman: "SHERRI, HOW ARE YOU SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME.?"
Panel 2:
The dark-haired woman (Sherri) smiles.
Sherri: "EVERY 20 MINUTES MY WATCH BEEPS, REMINDING ME TO IMAGINE A GIANT PHALLUS DANCING ON A STAGE SINGING 'FEELING HOT HOT HOT.'"
Panel 3:
Blonde-haired woman: "OH. MY. GOD."
Sherri: "YEP."
Panel 4:
Sherri: "IT'S AN END-RUN AROUND ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS. BUDDHISM, STOICISM... THAT STUFF TAKES YEARS. THE 'DANDY-DONGY' METHOD IS ETERNAL AND PERFECT."
Panel 5:
The blonde-haired woman now smiles, and Sherri holds her hands together.
Blonde-haired woman: "THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS EVERYTHING."
Sherri: "OH AND THE BALLS ARE MARACAS."
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "(THE NEXT APP RELEASE WILL HAVE A GPT-POWERED DANCING DONG)"
A woman with light/blonde hair (in a maroon jacket over a white shirt) walks alongside a woman with dark curly hair and round glasses (in a pink/red sweater).
Blonde-haired woman: "SHERRI, HOW ARE YOU SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME.?"
Panel 2:
The dark-haired woman (Sherri) smiles.
Sherri: "EVERY 20 MINUTES MY WATCH BEEPS, REMINDING ME TO IMAGINE A GIANT PHALLUS DANCING ON A STAGE SINGING 'FEELING HOT HOT HOT.'"
Panel 3:
Blonde-haired woman: "OH. MY. GOD."
Sherri: "YEP."
Panel 4:
Sherri: "IT'S AN END-RUN AROUND ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS. BUDDHISM, STOICISM... THAT STUFF TAKES YEARS. THE 'DANDY-DONGY' METHOD IS ETERNAL AND PERFECT."
Panel 5:
The blonde-haired woman now smiles, and Sherri holds her hands together.
Blonde-haired woman: "THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS EVERYTHING."
Sherri: "OH AND THE BALLS ARE MARACAS."
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): "(THE NEXT APP RELEASE WILL HAVE A GPT-POWERED DANCING DONG)"
Alt text
A four-tone green SMBC comic. Two women walk side by side: one with light blonde hair in a maroon jacket, the other with dark curly hair and round glasses in a pink sweater. The blonde woman asks, "Sherri, how are you so happy all the time?" Sherri explains: "Every 20 minutes my watch beeps, reminding me to imagine a giant phallus dancing on a stage singing 'Feeling Hot Hot Hot.'" The blonde woman replies, "Oh. My. God." Sherri says, "Yep." Sherri continues that it is an end-run around all psychological problems, that Buddhism and Stoicism take years, but the "Dandy-Dongy" method is eternal and perfect. The blonde woman, now smiling, says, "Thank you. Thank you so much. This is everything," and Sherri adds, "Oh and the balls are maracas." Votey (aftercomic): a hand-lettered caption on white reading, "(The next app release will have a GPT-powered dancing dong.)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.