nothing-2
Original: nothing-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Todd (a man with curly orange hair, speaking off-panel): GOD, HOW DID YOU CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING?
God (an unseen voice, speech bubble): I DUNNO TODD. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH A TINY DICK?
Panel 2:
Todd (raising his hands, alarmed): WHOA!
Panel 3:
God: WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS ASKING ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS?! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF I WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!
(Todd sits silently, looking annoyed/deadpan.)
Panel 4:
Todd: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY THE TINY DICK?
God: ALL DICKS ARE TINY IN THIS VAST COSMOS.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten, in a hand-drawn frame): (SORRY, NO IDEA HOW IT BECAME FILTH+PHILOSOPHY WEEK)
Todd (a man with curly orange hair, speaking off-panel): GOD, HOW DID YOU CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING?
God (an unseen voice, speech bubble): I DUNNO TODD. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH A TINY DICK?
Panel 2:
Todd (raising his hands, alarmed): WHOA!
Panel 3:
God: WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS ASKING ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS?! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF I WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!
(Todd sits silently, looking annoyed/deadpan.)
Panel 4:
Todd: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY THE TINY DICK?
God: ALL DICKS ARE TINY IN THIS VAST COSMOS.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten, in a hand-drawn frame): (SORRY, NO IDEA HOW IT BECAME FILTH+PHILOSOPHY WEEK)
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with curly orange hair asks an unseen God, "GOD, HOW DID YOU CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING?" God replies, "I DUNNO TODD. HOW'D YOU GET SUCH A TINY DICK?" Panel 2: The man, named Todd, throws up his hands in shock, exclaiming "WHOA!" Panel 3: God deflects defensively: "WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS ASKING ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS?! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IF I WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING!" Todd sits looking annoyed. Panel 4: Todd presses again, "SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHY THE TINY DICK?" God answers, "ALL DICKS ARE TINY IN THIS VAST COSMOS." The joke turns a cosmological question into a petty mutual-insult exchange, with God's final line reframing the insult as a statement about cosmic scale. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-drawn frame containing the handwritten caption "(SORRY, NO IDEA HOW IT BECAME FILTH+PHILOSOPHY WEEK)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.