ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

destiny-2

Original: destiny-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Old bearded man (an old wizard-like figure): YES, MY BOY. TAKE IT. GO TO BATTLE NOW, WITH THE SWORD OF DESTINY.

(The old man, who has long gray hair and a long gray beard, presents a sword to a younger man with shoulder-length hair, who holds the sword and looks resolute.)

Caption below the panel: Sadly, the guy with the sword of destiny was later killed by the guy with gun of destiny.

Votey:
Old bearded man (thought/aside): I REALLY SHOULD START SPECIFYING WHAT THE DESTINY IS...

(Close-up of the old man's face looking troubled/regretful.)

Alt text

Main comic, one panel: An old man with long gray hair and a long gray beard hands a sword to a younger man with shoulder-length hair. The old man says, 'YES, MY BOY. TAKE IT. GO TO BATTLE NOW, WITH THE SWORD OF DESTINY.' The younger man grips the sword with a determined expression. A caption beneath the panel reads: 'Sadly, the guy with the sword of destiny was later killed by the guy with gun of destiny.' Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the old man's worried face as he thinks, 'I REALLY SHOULD START SPECIFYING WHAT THE DESTINY IS...' The joke: 'destiny' guaranteed the sword's owner a destiny, just not victory, since someone else had the gun of destiny.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.