uh
Original: uh on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman in glasses and a dark blazer sits at a presentation podium, holding a sheet of paper, while two silhouetted audience members watch from the foreground.
Woman (speech bubble): "Uh, um, um, uh, uh, um, um, uh... That's a fine point about my statistical methods. Uh, um, um, um, uh, um, uh, um... Lemme think how to answer that. Uh, um, um, uh, uh, uh, um, um..."
Caption (below panel): By assigning 0 and 1 to "uh" and "um" I was able to say "fuck you" without anyone noticing.
Votey:
Handwritten text: "(Anyone who pulls this off will receive an official SMBC Blue™®© account)"
A woman in glasses and a dark blazer sits at a presentation podium, holding a sheet of paper, while two silhouetted audience members watch from the foreground.
Woman (speech bubble): "Uh, um, um, uh, uh, um, um, uh... That's a fine point about my statistical methods. Uh, um, um, um, uh, um, uh, um... Lemme think how to answer that. Uh, um, um, uh, uh, uh, um, um..."
Caption (below panel): By assigning 0 and 1 to "uh" and "um" I was able to say "fuck you" without anyone noticing.
Votey:
Handwritten text: "(Anyone who pulls this off will receive an official SMBC Blue™®© account)"
Alt text
A woman in glasses and a dark blazer sits at a presentation podium holding a sheet of paper, two silhouetted audience members watching from the foreground. Her speech bubble is a long string of filler words: "Uh, um, um, uh, uh, um, um, uh... That's a fine point about my statistical methods. Uh, um, um, um, uh, um, uh, um... Lemme think how to answer that. Uh, um, um, uh, uh, uh, um, um..." The caption below reads: By assigning 0 and 1 to "uh" and "um" I was able to say "fuck you" without anyone noticing. The joke is that her stream of nervous-sounding ums and uhs is secretly binary code spelling an insult. Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn panel of plain text reading "(Anyone who pulls this off will receive an official SMBC Blue™®© account)."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.