partner

A black-and-white/colored SMBC comic. A green alien tells a nervous-looking bald man: "Good news human! I have used your browser history to create your ideal partner!" Behind them stand several nude humanoid figures (the manufactured partners). The man recoils, shouting "What?!" He protests that the history "is an insult to women of all ages races and creeds, and a few dudes also, and the human species in general," and that "Anyone who sees this person will find me to be shallow, repulsive, and slightly evil!" The alien says "But we've made all of you partners like this," and the man insists he doesn't want to see them because he'll judge other people just as harshly. The alien, looking puzzled, says "I thought humans were a social species," and the man sheepishly replies "I mean, we use each other a lot?" Votey panel: the man, now looking sly with a raised eyebrow, says "Okay, now that I've said that aloud, give me the sex-clone."