stud
Original: stud on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man holding a yellow electronic device makes a beeping noise.
Man: BEEEEP. Looks like the STUDfinder works great.
Panel 2:
A woman responds, while two small children stand nearby.
Woman: Stud in the sense of an attractive man or in the sense of a source of desirable sperm for the purpose of breeding, in which case why would you say it in front of the children?
Panel 3:
The man stands silently, looking deflated, still holding the device.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4:
The woman addresses the man pointedly.
Woman: Bet you'll never do that joke again, bitch.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking stricken.
Man: From my cold, dead, studly hand.
A man holding a yellow electronic device makes a beeping noise.
Man: BEEEEP. Looks like the STUDfinder works great.
Panel 2:
A woman responds, while two small children stand nearby.
Woman: Stud in the sense of an attractive man or in the sense of a source of desirable sperm for the purpose of breeding, in which case why would you say it in front of the children?
Panel 3:
The man stands silently, looking deflated, still holding the device.
(no dialogue)
Panel 4:
The woman addresses the man pointedly.
Woman: Bet you'll never do that joke again, bitch.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, looking stricken.
Man: From my cold, dead, studly hand.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A man holds up a yellow handheld device that beeps and says, "Looks like the STUDfinder works great." Panel 2: A woman, with two small children standing nearby, replies, "Stud in the sense of an attractive man or in the sense of a source of desirable sperm for the purpose of breeding, in which case why would you say it in front of the children?" Panel 3: The man stands silent and deflated, still holding the device. Panel 4: The woman says flatly, "Bet you'll never do that joke again, bitch." Votey: A close-up of the man's stricken face as he insists, "From my cold, dead, studly hand."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.