knock-knock-5
Original: knock-knock-5 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair: KNOCK KNOCK.
Man with dark hair (off to the side): WHO'S THERE?
Panel 2:
Orange-haired man: DAVE.
Dark-haired man: DAVE WHO?
Panel 3:
Orange-haired man (close-up, looking distressed): DAVE WHO IS THE ONLY OTHER SURVIVOR OF THE APOCALYPSE.
Panel 4:
(A dim, red-tinted scene showing rubble or wreckage.)
Panel 5:
Orange-haired man: I MEAN WHO ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
Dark-haired man: I KEEP HOPING.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): WHERE DOES A 600 POUND GORILLA SLEEP? THERE ARE NO MORE GORILLAS!
(Drawing of a sad-looking person's face.)
Man with flame-like orange hair: KNOCK KNOCK.
Man with dark hair (off to the side): WHO'S THERE?
Panel 2:
Orange-haired man: DAVE.
Dark-haired man: DAVE WHO?
Panel 3:
Orange-haired man (close-up, looking distressed): DAVE WHO IS THE ONLY OTHER SURVIVOR OF THE APOCALYPSE.
Panel 4:
(A dim, red-tinted scene showing rubble or wreckage.)
Panel 5:
Orange-haired man: I MEAN WHO ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
Dark-haired man: I KEEP HOPING.
Votey:
Caption (handwritten): WHERE DOES A 600 POUND GORILLA SLEEP? THERE ARE NO MORE GORILLAS!
(Drawing of a sad-looking person's face.)
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Two men stand in a desolate landscape. An orange-haired man begins a knock-knock joke: "Knock knock." The dark-haired man plays along: "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" In a distressed close-up, the orange-haired man delivers the punchline: "Dave who is the only other survivor of the apocalypse." A dim red panel shows rubble. In the final panel he adds, "I mean who else could it possibly be? They're all dead," and the dark-haired man replies wistfully, "I keep hoping." The joke turns a knock-knock setup into a bleak post-apocalyptic gag. Votey: A drawing of a sad face with the handwritten caption, "Where does a 600 pound gorilla sleep? There are no more gorillas!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.