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road

Original: road on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A woman with red hair sits beside a gray-haired man, breaking bad news to him.

Woman (red hair): It's... I'm so sorry, your parents were on the road and a truck just ran them over.

Man (gray hair): OH MY GOD!

Man (gray hair): Yeah they just-

Woman (red hair): DID YOU PRONOUNCE "ROAD" AS A DIPHTHONG? SAY IT AGAIN! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

Caption (below panel): It's very hard to give linguists bad news.

Votey:

A close-up of the red-haired woman, now drawn in a black-and-white sketch style, speaking eagerly.

Woman (red hair): PLEASE FILL YOUR SPEECH BUBBLES WITH INTERNATIONAL PHONETIC ALPHABET SYMBOLS FROM NOW ON!

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A woman with red hair sits next to a distressed gray-haired man on a couch. She says, "It's... I'm so sorry, your parents were on the road and a truck just ran them over." He exclaims, "OH MY GOD!" and begins, "Yeah they just-" but she cuts him off, eyes lit up with excitement, asking, "DID YOU PRONOUNCE 'ROAD' AS A DIPHTHONG? SAY IT AGAIN! WHERE ARE YOU FROM?" The caption below reads: "It's very hard to give linguists bad news." The joke is that the woman, a linguist, is so fascinated by the man's accent that she ignores the tragic news she just delivered. Votey (bonus panel): a black-and-white close-up sketch of the same red-haired woman speaking eagerly, saying, "PLEASE FILL YOUR SPEECH BUBBLES WITH INTERNATIONAL PHONETIC ALPHABET SYMBOLS FROM NOW ON!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.