grave
Original: grave on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A gravestone in a grassy field. The headstone reads:
"HERE LIES
BOB JENKINS
'BELOVED FATHER AND HUSBAND AND MURDERED BY GARY SCHWARTZ WHO HAS A TINY DICK AND KICKS PUPPIES AND LIVES AT 611 CHESTNUT STREET THREE BLOCKS FROM HERE.'"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Pro Tip:
If you die and leave no estate, you can put libel on your grave with no consequences."
Votey:
Caption: "LATER..."
A second gravestone reads:
"HERE LIES
GARY SCHWARTZ
'BELOVED FATHER AND HUSBAND AND BURIED HIS GOLD IN BOB JENKINS' COFFIN'"
A gravestone in a grassy field. The headstone reads:
"HERE LIES
BOB JENKINS
'BELOVED FATHER AND HUSBAND AND MURDERED BY GARY SCHWARTZ WHO HAS A TINY DICK AND KICKS PUPPIES AND LIVES AT 611 CHESTNUT STREET THREE BLOCKS FROM HERE.'"
Caption below the panel:
"Life Pro Tip:
If you die and leave no estate, you can put libel on your grave with no consequences."
Votey:
Caption: "LATER..."
A second gravestone reads:
"HERE LIES
GARY SCHWARTZ
'BELOVED FATHER AND HUSBAND AND BURIED HIS GOLD IN BOB JENKINS' COFFIN'"
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel showing a gray gravestone standing in a green grassy field under a blue sky. The headstone is inscribed: 'HERE LIES BOB JENKINS - Beloved father and husband and murdered by Gary Schwartz who has a tiny dick and kicks puppies and lives at 611 Chestnut Street three blocks from here.' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'Life Pro Tip: If you die and leave no estate, you can put libel on your grave with no consequences.'
Votey: Labeled 'LATER...', a second hand-drawn gravestone reads: 'HERE LIES GARY SCHWARTZ - Beloved father and husband and buried his gold in Bob Jenkins' coffin' - an act of revenge from beyond the grave that will get Bob Jenkins' grave dug up.
Votey: Labeled 'LATER...', a second hand-drawn gravestone reads: 'HERE LIES GARY SCHWARTZ - Beloved father and husband and buried his gold in Bob Jenkins' coffin' - an act of revenge from beyond the grave that will get Bob Jenkins' grave dug up.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.