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ai-servant

Original: ai-servant on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man at a computer desk (orange hair, glasses): I'm trying to develop a perfect AI to be my servant.

Panel 2:
Man: The ideal version has perfect empathy with me, is capable of all activities I can do, behaves like a person when I talk to it, but I can treat it like trash if I feel like it.

Panel 3:
Woman (curly orange-brown hair): It sounds like you want an abusive relationship?
Man: I would like several, yes.

Votey:
The man's face, smiling, with speech: Perfect happiness right up until they murder me.

Alt text

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman stands beside a man seated at a computer; he says, "I'm trying to develop a perfect AI to be my servant." Panel 2: a close-up of the man with orange hair and glasses explaining, "The ideal version has perfect empathy with me, is capable of all activities I can do, behaves like a person when I talk to it, but I can treat it like trash if I feel like it." Panel 3: the woman replies, "It sounds like you want an abusive relationship?" and the man, smiling, answers, "I would like several, yes." Votey: a doodled close-up of the man's grinning face saying, "Perfect happiness right up until they murder me."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.