prediction-2
Original: prediction-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Father (a man with glasses and brown hair): YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN!
Son (a young man with red hair): FOR WHAT?
Panel 2:
Father: I SPENT YOUR COLLEGE SAVINGS TO ACCESS AN A.I. PREDICTION SYSTEM THAT IS SO ACCURATE IT CAN DELIVER PUNISHMENTS *BEFORE* MISBEHAVIOR EVEN OCCURS!
Panel 3:
Son: I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR ALGORITHM, DAD!
Panel 4:
Father (smiling): BOOM.
(The father holds up a printed sheet of paper reading:)
Backtalk
Disrespect
Swearing
Panel 5:
Son (face contorted in anger): WELL BITCH OF A FUCKITY BALLS.
Panel 6:
The son sits reading the sheet of paper, expression blank.
Votey:
A character thinks/says: COCK OF AN ASS OF A SHITTIN TITS, I'LL BE DARNED.
Father (a man with glasses and brown hair): YOU ARE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN!
Son (a young man with red hair): FOR WHAT?
Panel 2:
Father: I SPENT YOUR COLLEGE SAVINGS TO ACCESS AN A.I. PREDICTION SYSTEM THAT IS SO ACCURATE IT CAN DELIVER PUNISHMENTS *BEFORE* MISBEHAVIOR EVEN OCCURS!
Panel 3:
Son: I HATE YOU AND I HATE YOUR ALGORITHM, DAD!
Panel 4:
Father (smiling): BOOM.
(The father holds up a printed sheet of paper reading:)
Backtalk
Disrespect
Swearing
Panel 5:
Son (face contorted in anger): WELL BITCH OF A FUCKITY BALLS.
Panel 6:
The son sits reading the sheet of paper, expression blank.
Votey:
A character thinks/says: COCK OF AN ASS OF A SHITTIN TITS, I'LL BE DARNED.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A father with glasses tells his red-haired son, "You are grounded, young man!" The son asks, "For what?" The father explains he spent the son's college savings to access an A.I. prediction system so accurate it can deliver punishments BEFORE misbehavior even occurs. The son shouts, "I hate you and I hate your algorithm, Dad!" Smiling, the father says "Boom" and holds up a printed sheet listing the predicted offenses: Backtalk, Disrespect, Swearing. The son, furious, yells, "Well bitch of a fuckity balls." In the final panel he sits reading the sheet, blank-faced, having just fulfilled all three predictions. Votey: a character with a stunned expression says, "Cock of an ass of a shittin tits, I'll be darned," piling on more swearing in apparent amazement.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.