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chopsticks

Original: chopsticks on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1

A woman with dark, wavy hair (seen from behind/in profile) speaks to a bald, bearded man eating from a bowl across a table.

Woman: OH MY GOD. DO YOU HAVE TO USE THOSE?

Man: IT'S EASIER TO GET THE LAST BIT OF NOODLE.

Woman: IT CREEPS ME OUT.

Caption (below panel): The worst thing about the future of robotics turned out to be those chopsticks with tiny articulated hands.

Votey:

A close-up of a chopstick whose tip is a tiny robotic hand, gripping a strand of noodle.

Chopstick (speech): IT IS A PLEASURE TO FEED YOU, MASTER.

Alt text

A single-panel comic. A woman with dark wavy hair, seen from behind, sits across a table from a bald, bearded man eating from a bowl. She says, "Oh my god. Do you have to use those? ... It creeps me out." He replies, "It's easier to get the last bit of noodle." A caption below reads: "The worst thing about the future of robotics turned out to be those chopsticks with tiny articulated hands." In the votey (a black-and-white aftercomic), a close-up shows a chopstick tipped with a tiny robotic hand gripping a noodle, saying, "It is a pleasure to feed you, master."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.