weakness-3
Original: weakness-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Interviewer (a small figure with a clipboard): Lovely resume. And cover letter. What would you say is your great strength?
Warrior (a large bearded man with a sword): Probably my blade. Head-hunter Vaughn here — he unveiled in fighting. Throw-feeder, twenty in the clash of shields.
Panel 2:
Interviewer: Your greatest weakness?
Warrior: In Germanic legendary tradition, blades break at the weirdest moment of greatest need.
Panel 3:
The warrior, in battle, swings his sword and screams: NOOOO!!! — as he charges at a printer that spits out a jagged shape.
Votey:
A crumpled sheet of paper lies on the floor amid scattered pages. Handwritten on it: FATE HAS SPOKEN.
Interviewer (a small figure with a clipboard): Lovely resume. And cover letter. What would you say is your great strength?
Warrior (a large bearded man with a sword): Probably my blade. Head-hunter Vaughn here — he unveiled in fighting. Throw-feeder, twenty in the clash of shields.
Panel 2:
Interviewer: Your greatest weakness?
Warrior: In Germanic legendary tradition, blades break at the weirdest moment of greatest need.
Panel 3:
The warrior, in battle, swings his sword and screams: NOOOO!!! — as he charges at a printer that spits out a jagged shape.
Votey:
A crumpled sheet of paper lies on the floor amid scattered pages. Handwritten on it: FATE HAS SPOKEN.
Alt text
A four-beat SMBC comic. A small interviewer with a clipboard sits across from a large bearded warrior holding a sword during what looks like a job interview. The interviewer compliments his resume and cover letter, then asks his greatest strength; the warrior boasts about his blade. Asked his greatest weakness, the warrior explains that in Germanic legendary tradition, blades break at the worst possible moment of greatest need. The final panel cuts to the warrior in battle, screaming 'NOOOO!!!' as he swings his sword — but his enemy is a printer. Votey: a crumpled sheet of paper on the floor among scattered pages, reading 'FATE HAS SPOKEN.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.