free-2
Original: free-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two people stand outdoors looking out over a grassy field toward distant mountains.
Person with dark hair: "Sometimes... sometimes I think of what it must be like to be a bear... and I wish that were me."
Person with reddish-brown hair: "Right."
Person with dark hair: "Yeah. So much freedom."
Caption below the panel: Did you know that bears form a natural butt-plug and sleep for six months at a time?
Votey: A close-up of a face with a single tear running down one cheek and a pained, distressed expression.
Person with dark hair: "Sometimes... sometimes I think of what it must be like to be a bear... and I wish that were me."
Person with reddish-brown hair: "Right."
Person with dark hair: "Yeah. So much freedom."
Caption below the panel: Did you know that bears form a natural butt-plug and sleep for six months at a time?
Votey: A close-up of a face with a single tear running down one cheek and a pained, distressed expression.
Alt text
A webcomic panel shows two hikers seen from behind, looking out over a green field toward forested mountains; a small bear is visible in the distance at right. The dark-haired hiker says, "Sometimes... sometimes I think of what it must be like to be a bear... and I wish that were me," and "Yeah. So much freedom." The reddish-haired companion replies, "Right." A caption beneath reads: "Did you know that bears form a natural butt-plug and sleep for six months at a time?" The votey aftercomic is a close-up of a face with a single tear sliding down one cheek and a strained, uncomfortable expression, reacting to that fact about the freedom of being a bear.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.