serious
Original: serious on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman: Why do you look so serious and distant when we have sex?
Man (red-haired): I'm supposed to!
Panel 2:
Man: That's my role in the sex. I look like a serious person intent on the serious business of doing it. Like I have a sort of sex war-plan with intricately nested tactical moves that are slowly being enacted but actually I'm just looking at jiggly jiggly boobs.
Panel 3 (woman shown in pink bikini, man looking on):
(no dialogue)
Panel 4:
Woman: What would you look like if you weren't doing that?
Panel 5:
Man (excited, pointing): Like THIIIIIIIS!!!
Woman: Christ Jesus
Panel 6:
Man (wide-eyed, grinning maniacally, flexing arm)
Woman: Christ Jesus
Votey:
Woman (in profile): My precise fetish.
Woman: Why do you look so serious and distant when we have sex?
Man (red-haired): I'm supposed to!
Panel 2:
Man: That's my role in the sex. I look like a serious person intent on the serious business of doing it. Like I have a sort of sex war-plan with intricately nested tactical moves that are slowly being enacted but actually I'm just looking at jiggly jiggly boobs.
Panel 3 (woman shown in pink bikini, man looking on):
(no dialogue)
Panel 4:
Woman: What would you look like if you weren't doing that?
Panel 5:
Man (excited, pointing): Like THIIIIIIIS!!!
Woman: Christ Jesus
Panel 6:
Man (wide-eyed, grinning maniacally, flexing arm)
Woman: Christ Jesus
Votey:
Woman (in profile): My precise fetish.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A red-haired man and a woman talk in bed. She asks why he looks so serious and distant during sex. He says he's supposed to — it's his role to look like a serious person intent on the serious business of sex, as if he has an intricately nested tactical war-plan, but actually he's just looking at jiggly jiggly boobs. She asks what he'd look like if he weren't doing that. He suddenly throws on a wild, wide-eyed, manic grin, flexes his arm, and shouts "Like THIIIIIIIS!!!" The woman deadpans "Christ Jesus." Votey: the woman, shown in profile with a flat expression, says "My precise fetish."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.