fan
Original: fan on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A scientist in a lab coat stands in a dark room facing a glowing green interdimensional portal/void on the wall, with another lab-coated figure nearby.
Scientist: OH MY GOD YOU'VE CREATED A STABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL VOID!
Panel 2:
Close-up of two scientists. One is panicking, clutching his head and shouting; the other looks thoughtful, hand on chin.
Panicking scientist: WE WILL BECOME NOTHING! IT'S PULLING OUR REALITY INTO IT!
Thoughtful scientist: YES... YES, BUT ONLY A LITTLE.
Divider banner: LATER...
Panel 3:
A retail store shelf lined with identical product boxes. Each box is labeled and shows a spiral graphic.
Box label: FANLESS FAN
Subtitle: GENTLE BREEZES
Sticker on box: Stale air made literally non-existant!
(The same product box repeats across the shelf, partially visible at the left and right edges.)
Votey:
A hand-lettered sign reads:
"For the love of all that is holy DO NOT TOUCH"
A scientist in a lab coat stands in a dark room facing a glowing green interdimensional portal/void on the wall, with another lab-coated figure nearby.
Scientist: OH MY GOD YOU'VE CREATED A STABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL VOID!
Panel 2:
Close-up of two scientists. One is panicking, clutching his head and shouting; the other looks thoughtful, hand on chin.
Panicking scientist: WE WILL BECOME NOTHING! IT'S PULLING OUR REALITY INTO IT!
Thoughtful scientist: YES... YES, BUT ONLY A LITTLE.
Divider banner: LATER...
Panel 3:
A retail store shelf lined with identical product boxes. Each box is labeled and shows a spiral graphic.
Box label: FANLESS FAN
Subtitle: GENTLE BREEZES
Sticker on box: Stale air made literally non-existant!
(The same product box repeats across the shelf, partially visible at the left and right edges.)
Votey:
A hand-lettered sign reads:
"For the love of all that is holy DO NOT TOUCH"
Alt text
A comic in two rows. Top row, two panels: a scientist in a lab coat stares at a glowing green interdimensional portal on a dark wall and shouts, "OH MY GOD YOU'VE CREATED A STABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL VOID!" In the next panel a second scientist panics, gripping his head: "WE WILL BECOME NOTHING! IT'S PULLING OUR REALITY INTO IT!" A calm, thoughtful colleague replies, "YES... YES, BUT ONLY A LITTLE." A banner reads "LATER...". Bottom row: a store shelf filled with identical retail boxes, each showing a spiral graphic and labeled "FANLESS FAN — GENTLE BREEZES," with a sticker reading "Stale air made literally non-existant!" The joke: the world-ending void was commercialized into a fan product that creates a breeze by sucking away the air. Votey: a hand-lettered warning sign reads, "For the love of all that is holy DO NOT TOUCH."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.