intern
Original: intern on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Older bald man with round glasses (to a younger man): Stan, can I interest you in interning here over the summer?
Panel 2:
Younger man (Stan): But I already work here.
Panel 3:
Older bald man with round glasses: Right, you "work here." You don't "intern here."
Panel 4:
Stan: Are you trying to not pay me over summer?
Older bald man with round glasses: I am OFFERING you VALUABLE experience.
Votey:
Close-up of a face (the older man) grinning slyly: And free bagels!
Older bald man with round glasses (to a younger man): Stan, can I interest you in interning here over the summer?
Panel 2:
Younger man (Stan): But I already work here.
Panel 3:
Older bald man with round glasses: Right, you "work here." You don't "intern here."
Panel 4:
Stan: Are you trying to not pay me over summer?
Older bald man with round glasses: I am OFFERING you VALUABLE experience.
Votey:
Close-up of a face (the older man) grinning slyly: And free bagels!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. An older bald man with round glasses leans in toward a younger man and asks, "Stan, can I interest you in interning here over the summer?" Stan replies, "But I already work here." The older man, now seen with his back to us facing Stan, says, "Right, you 'work here.' You don't 'intern here.'" In the final panel Stan flatly asks, "Are you trying to not pay me over summer?" and the older man, deadpan, answers, "I am OFFERING you VALUABLE experience." Votey: a rough black-and-white close-up of the older man's face grinning slyly as he adds, "And free bagels!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.