science-3
Original: science-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (curly-haired, shirtless): I think what makes humans special is our natural curiosity.
Green alien: What? Humans aren't curious.
Panel 2:
Man: Who convinced you humans are curious?
Green alien: You believe humans are naturally curious... because you heard it from people who teach third grade science to adults with the aid of pop music, cartoons, and explosions.
Panel 3:
Man: It's the theme of every science show ever created.
Panel 4:
Green alien: It's like saying humans love broccoli so long as it's wrapped in cheese and deep-fried.
Man: Please stop describing me to me.
Votey:
Green alien: It takes 48.3 years of boring scientific effort to produce six minutes of YouTube content!
Man (curly-haired, shirtless): I think what makes humans special is our natural curiosity.
Green alien: What? Humans aren't curious.
Panel 2:
Man: Who convinced you humans are curious?
Green alien: You believe humans are naturally curious... because you heard it from people who teach third grade science to adults with the aid of pop music, cartoons, and explosions.
Panel 3:
Man: It's the theme of every science show ever created.
Panel 4:
Green alien: It's like saying humans love broccoli so long as it's wrapped in cheese and deep-fried.
Man: Please stop describing me to me.
Votey:
Green alien: It takes 48.3 years of boring scientific effort to produce six minutes of YouTube content!
Alt text
A black-and-white SMBC comic in which a curly-haired, shirtless man talks with a green alien. Panel 1: The man says, "I think what makes humans special is our natural curiosity." The alien replies, "What? Humans aren't curious." Panel 2: The man asks, "Who convinced you humans are curious?" The alien answers, "You believe humans are naturally curious... because you heard it from people who teach third grade science to adults with the aid of pop music, cartoons, and explosions." Panel 3: The man counters, "It's the theme of every science show ever created." Panel 4: The alien says, "It's like saying humans love broccoli so long as it's wrapped in cheese and deep-fried," and the man, looking deflated, replies, "Please stop describing me to me." Votey: A close-up of the irritated alien exclaiming, "It takes 48.3 years of boring scientific effort to produce six minutes of YouTube content!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.