peden
Original: peden on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A speech bubble (the unseen voice of God) coming from off-panel sky speaks to two figures (Adam and Eve) standing among trees in a garden.
God (offscreen): "There, I've finished the tree that makes it so that if you go phup in this universe."
Panel 2: A piece of fruit (an apple/orange) hangs on a tree. God continues speaking.
God (offscreen): "Do not touch the fruit! They're a very delicate part of the tree."
Panel 3: Adam and Eve stand naked together near a tree.
God (offscreen): "And so you shall have to labor for your food and you'll die. And I can't even explain because math is basically impossible in this universe!"
Votey:
A single speech bubble continues the rant beside a round fruit pierced with small holes/dimples.
God (offscreen): "You shall forever struggle with logarithms!"
God (offscreen): "There, I've finished the tree that makes it so that if you go phup in this universe."
Panel 2: A piece of fruit (an apple/orange) hangs on a tree. God continues speaking.
God (offscreen): "Do not touch the fruit! They're a very delicate part of the tree."
Panel 3: Adam and Eve stand naked together near a tree.
God (offscreen): "And so you shall have to labor for your food and you'll die. And I can't even explain because math is basically impossible in this universe!"
Votey:
A single speech bubble continues the rant beside a round fruit pierced with small holes/dimples.
God (offscreen): "You shall forever struggle with logarithms!"
Alt text
A Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic depicting the Garden of Eden. Across three panels, the off-panel voice of God speaks to Adam and Eve, two naked figures standing among trees. God says he has finished a tree, warns them not to touch its delicate fruit, and then pronounces that they shall have to labor for their food and will die, adding that he can't even explain why because "math is basically impossible in this universe." The joke reframes the biblical curse as a consequence of broken mathematics. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a round fruit dotted with small holes beside a speech bubble where God adds the final curse: "You shall forever struggle with logarithms!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.