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wolf

Original: wolf on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

Caption (below the image): The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message.

Votey:

A pig with an aggressive expression and raised eyebrows speaks.
Pig: MAKE MY DAY, YOU LITERAL SON OF A BITCH.

Alt text

A storybook-style illustration shows a small house built out of a pile of pale wolf skulls, with a rounded doorway and windows, sitting on a green grassy hill under a blue sky. In the foreground a dark gray wolf stands on a path, viewing the house. The caption reads: "The fourth little pig's house was made of wolf skulls. They aren't very sturdy, but they send a message" - a dark riff on the Three Little Pigs where the fourth pig intimidates wolves by building from their skulls. Votey: a close-up of a cartoon pig with furrowed, angry eyebrows and a tough scowl, declaring in a speech bubble, "MAKE MY DAY, YOU LITERAL SON OF A BITCH" - punning on "son of a bitch" since a wolf is literally born of a female dog/wolf.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.