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oops-3

Original: oops-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (panicked, wide-eyed, glasses, dark hair, gray shirt): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I JUST DROPPED HIM BUT I THOUGHT HE'D BE OKAY! OH MY GOD!

(The man gestures toward a small girl in a pink shirt standing to the right, looking down sadly.)

Caption below panel: You can paint a seedless watermelon to look just like Jigglypuff.

Votey:
Text handwritten inside a wobbly drawn frame: FOR A BULBASAUR YOU'LL WANT TO GO WITH THE HONEYDEW.

Alt text

A panicked man with glasses and dark hair, mouth open, throws his hands up shouting "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I JUST DROPPED HIM BUT I THOUGHT HE'D BE OKAY! OH MY GOD!" Beside him a small girl in a pink shirt looks downcast. The caption below reads: "You can paint a seedless watermelon to look just like Jigglypuff" - reframing the dropped "him" as a melon painted to look like the round pink Pokemon, which has now splattered. Votey: handwritten text in a hand-drawn frame reads "FOR A BULBASAUR YOU'LL WANT TO GO WITH THE HONEYDEW," extending the watermelon-as-Pokemon craft tip.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.