right-2
Original: right-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with light-colored hair and glasses, speaking with apparent irritation: "The customer is always right in way. Okay, well I guess they can just determine whether any program will halt when given a particular input? Hey, ask them if every even whole number bigger than two is the sum of two prime numbers! Stupid!"
Caption (below panel): Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, eyes closed in exasperation, still speaking: "Also customers keep saying 'or' when they mean 'xor.' Stupid!"
A man with light-colored hair and glasses, speaking with apparent irritation: "The customer is always right in way. Okay, well I guess they can just determine whether any program will halt when given a particular input? Hey, ask them if every even whole number bigger than two is the sum of two prime numbers! Stupid!"
Caption (below panel): Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.
Votey:
Close-up of the same man's face, eyes closed in exasperation, still speaking: "Also customers keep saying 'or' when they mean 'xor.' Stupid!"
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Main panel: a close-up of an annoyed man with light hair and glasses ranting at a customer. His speech bubble reads, "The customer is always right in way. Okay, well I guess they can just determine whether any program will halt when given a particular input? Hey, ask them if every even whole number bigger than two is the sum of two prime numbers! Stupid!" He is sarcastically demanding the customer solve the halting problem and Goldbach's conjecture. A caption below reads: "Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service." Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of the same man's face, eyes squeezed shut in disgust, adding, "Also customers keep saying 'or' when they mean 'xor.' Stupid!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.