aliens
Original: aliens on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Alien: How did you not know we were watching you? We glowed up in all those videos!
Panel 2:
Man: It just didn't make sense. Aliens, tering humans, observing us, advanced enough to come to Earth... they have to be highly advanced. They allow themselves to be seen. But only on grainy video in a way that looks exactly like a lens flare.
Alien: You honestly never had a hunch? That isn't it? It does sound a little irrational.
Panel 3:
Man: So why did you come back, anyway?
Alien: Astrologers said it was a good idea.
Votey:
Alien: Anyway, I'm gonna go climb in some dude's window with a flashlight.
Alien: How did you not know we were watching you? We glowed up in all those videos!
Panel 2:
Man: It just didn't make sense. Aliens, tering humans, observing us, advanced enough to come to Earth... they have to be highly advanced. They allow themselves to be seen. But only on grainy video in a way that looks exactly like a lens flare.
Alien: You honestly never had a hunch? That isn't it? It does sound a little irrational.
Panel 3:
Man: So why did you come back, anyway?
Alien: Astrologers said it was a good idea.
Votey:
Alien: Anyway, I'm gonna go climb in some dude's window with a flashlight.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic between a tall green alien and a red-haired man. Panel 1: The alien says "How did you not know we were watching you? We glowed up in all those videos!" Panel 2: The skeptical man explains that it never made sense that advanced aliens capable of reaching Earth would let themselves be seen only on grainy video that looks exactly like a lens flare; the alien admits "You honestly never had a hunch? ... It does sound a little irrational." Panel 3: The man asks "So why did you come back, anyway?" and the alien answers "Astrologers said it was a good idea." Votey (bonus panel): A close-up of the alien's face as it cheerfully says, "Anyway, I'm gonna go climb in some dude's window with a flashlight."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.