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A six-panel SMBC comic titled "Know Your Offensive Mustaches," cataloging facial hair as escalating "Hitler" styles on the same clean-shaven man. "The Hitler": a single small square toothbrush mustache. "The Double Hitler": two such mustaches stacked vertically. "The Bilateral Hitler": one square mustache on each cheek; the man raises a hand and protests, "But these are just sideburns." "The Chin-Hitler": a small square soul patch on his chin; he says, "It's a soul patch! My girlfriend likes it!" "The 50 Hitlers": a full bushy beard; he says, "I just haven't shaved! It's not a statement!" The joke escalates by reframing ordinary facial hair as offensive square mustaches. Votey (aftercomic): a single panel of hand-lettered text reading, "Technically, every dog is covered with Hitler moustaches."